You might think, as I did when I first saw a text pic of it, that someone had already gone to the trouble of stripping it. Well, the drawers were stripped, but the rest was actually a faded orange paint covered in mildew, flaking off everywhere. And I discovered it was lead paint! You're really not supposed to sand that stuff. So I got to try something cool with the chalk paint for the first time. I scraped it as best I could and removed all the paint chips. Then, I left the lid off of a can of French Linen for 2 nights. It made it into a "gesso", kind of like stucco. I spackled it right on there to fill the ginormous holes left in the paint finish. It still took a couple of coats, but there's no way you could spackle with filler and then expect to distress it. It worked beautifully. The only down side is that it used a lot of paint. You can see the orange color better here:
The top decorative piece was so warped if one end was against the piece the other end was 4 inches away. I soaked it in my bathtub (Yay long bathtub!) 2 separate times and clamped it down to my work table. I wasn't sure if it would work, but it did!
I cut them off and Frankensteined new feet on. The back ones came from a table and the front round ones are bed spindles!
I also retacked the bottom on, it was sagging a bit:
Here's the end result: I am quite proud of how it turned out.